My favorite Consu topic-maker is not on this site. I am sad. I miss his lime green sneakers like whoa.
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Y'all can guess! One tip: he does not have an ugly girlfriend. And most likely never will.
Technically I can IM him or whatever. But he is more fun in thread format.
@scurvs. Hahah, it's amusing how often I talk about having wanted to do ya now. I always do this AFTER it stops being a possibility. I may be, as the kids say, doing it wrong.

Also, he was probably my most real Consucrush, funnily enough. Even though I'd never have thought of him that way. (Will too I guess, but he doesn't count anymore. Srry Will!)