OH AND MY BOYFRIEND IS COOKING ME A STEAK FOR DINNER. NYAH.
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lamebrains said, (117 days ago)
i am making mizeself a little bit of watercrackers, pate and a nice, big, spicy cab...
Consumatrix said, (117 days ago)
I'M SURE THAT IF YOU CAME OVER FOR DINNER, HE'D COOK YOU SOMETHING WONDERFUL TOO.
StillSleeping said, (117 days ago)
He'd cook him something wonderful by cook I mean molest and by wonderful I mean penis
Consumatrix said, (117 days ago)
@STILLSLEEPING: I'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU JUST SAID, BUT IF YOU GET ANYWHERE NEAR MY BOYFRIEND'S PENIS YOU'D BETTER BE A REALLY HOT LESBIAN.
dimpy said, (117 days ago)
good, I don't like dudes who are into lesbian stuff. it's so fucking cliche.
Garak said, (117 days ago)
i wasn't callin' ya fat. just being goofy and felt the need to cyber-moo.
frankly, i dig a girl who's not afraid to be all "gimme a steak!"
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