My successful attempt at becoming an old jewish lady, for Consumatrix

Great spexxx.

Almost the type of Mom glasses I'm looking to replace.

I think I had some Gloria Vanderbilt ones passed down from Linda Evans to Joan Collins to my grandmother.

I pilfered them from the glovebox of my grandmother's car two days after she died.

Thanks. I got them at Ross for 5 dollaz. Best five dollars ever spent.

Har har har. Smokin' like an ole jewish lady.

My hair is already puffy and curly

I will tease it for halloween