Things I learned this weekend:
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*Lesbians are big teases and enjoy bad strippers.
*If pressured to do something, I will almost always cave.
*Tequila, vodka, and Redbull cocktails are to be avoided at all costs.
*I wear too much eye makeup on most days.
*I've grown pretty distant to the majority of my friends
*I need to get out of the house more
*I need to get my bike fixed, the gears are fucked up
*I can finish crossword puzzles
*I miss boobs.
franken-hitler
sage
4:59
hahahah
Daniel
4:59
someone who killed the jews and brought them back to life to be the ultimate killing/guilting machines
sage
4:59
yes!
Daniel Laloggia
4:59
no, its okay, i dont need to eat your brains
ill just sit here and starve
in the dark
sage
4:59
hahahahahah
Daniel Laloggia
4:59
all cold and whatnot
::mumblemumble: brains and grandchildren ::mumblemumble::
one of my sister's classmates is miss alabama or miss some place in alabama or miss bait-and-tackle or something.
Just don't call her Miss Cegenation. A lot of people are still a bit touchy about that in the South.
1. fat sandwiches are fucking amazing.
2. hanging out with rockstars isn't anymore nuts than hanging out with my normal friends, their outfits just match mine better.
3. new brunswick sucks without jubilee.
*i thought i knew what i wanted and didn't want but now i am not so sure.
*actions are always harder than words.
*i like all types of kim chi except the sesame leaf one.

* Any amount of Jesus is too much Jesus.
* Southern Women really do love wearing ridiculous hats.
* Announcing upcoming marriage among the graduating class during graduation is creepy.
* Too many people younger than me have kids.
* I should not be trusted with my phone when drunk and irritated, I make poor decisions.
* 21 year olds seem a lot younger than they did when I was 21.
* People getting master's degrees in theology are not at all attractive.
* Girls who do pagents are freaking weird, and not in a fun or interesting way.
* I was well-trained growing up and now feel guilty for any mistake and have to fight the urge to apologize repeatedly.
* Moving a lot of luggage and whatnot in 90 degree heat for 2 hours makes me really miserable.