Tonight, I am going to my first lesbian bar.

I am already kind of drunk.

I can loan you sooooo many ugly rainbow bracelets.

(Why did I buy them? They're really ugly!)

You know, to help you "blend in."

Also, you should pull out your top Amy Winehouse look for this one.

I think you'll find it amazingly underwelming.

As it turns out, there were strippers at the lesbian bars.

@ Jonathan/Des: No groping! wtf!!!

this whole conceit is full of win.

pictures! i demand pictures!

oh, you should have brought me! You know I'm a dykey likey!

Depends on their desperation and need of attention.