Fat girl at my office flirts heavily with the guy who comes in and waters our plants.

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ilikedginger said, (194 days ago)

Heavily.

Carlo said, (194 days ago)

I was about to say.

ilikedginger said, (194 days ago)

I'm mad at her right now because there's stuff she's supposed to be clearing and sending back to me, but she hasn't, and I'm getting yelled at for it.

_ said, (194 days ago)

you really hate the fatty huh?

ilikedginger said, (194 days ago)

Nah, she's a source of entertainment in a very, very dismal office setting.

<ReamworksSKG> said, (194 days ago)

I used to obsess over "plant boy", the kid who came in and watered my plants. Then one day he caught me dumping my coffee into a flower pot and he gave me the cold shoulder ever since. (This was 20 years ago...)

_ said, (194 days ago)

Ha, I gotcha I just noticed that you always talk about her a lot...

ilikedginger said, (194 days ago)

Our plant guy is actually pretty cute. He looks like he's about 18 and he used to have a mohawk that showed off his scalp tattoo.

ilikedginger said, (194 days ago)

@geoduck, yeah, if Marine guy, Mormon guy, Rich girl, Old Lady, Nice Lady and the rest were as interesting as her (and outted closet GTI fatties as well as her), I'd post about them.

_ said, (194 days ago)

haha...

Summer said, (194 days ago)

Perhaps they are having an affair. What do you do?

ilikedginger said, (194 days ago)

I finance cars.

lamebrains said, (194 days ago)

@ilikedginger: can you provide financing for a simple commuter vehicle for me?

Looking at the Bentley Continental. Thanks...

ilikedginger said, (194 days ago)

Maybe. Do you live in Southern California, have a sufficient line of credit, make about $16k a month and have a mortgage that makes sense if you're driving a Bentley? If so, yes. I can.

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