Fat girl at my office flirts heavily with the guy who comes in and waters our plants.
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I'm mad at her right now because there's stuff she's supposed to be clearing and sending back to me, but she hasn't, and I'm getting yelled at for it.
Nah, she's a source of entertainment in a very, very dismal office setting.
I used to obsess over "plant boy", the kid who came in and watered my plants. Then one day he caught me dumping my coffee into a flower pot and he gave me the cold shoulder ever since. (This was 20 years ago...)
Our plant guy is actually pretty cute. He looks like he's about 18 and he used to have a mohawk that showed off his scalp tattoo.
@geoduck, yeah, if Marine guy, Mormon guy, Rich girl, Old Lady, Nice Lady and the rest were as interesting as her (and outted closet GTI fatties as well as her), I'd post about them.
@ilikedginger: can you provide financing for a simple commuter vehicle for me?
Looking at the Bentley Continental. Thanks...
Maybe. Do you live in Southern California, have a sufficient line of credit, make about $16k a month and have a mortgage that makes sense if you're driving a Bentley? If so, yes. I can.

Heavily.