FOR SALE: HUMAN HEAD. Perfect for smoking dope out of. 5 bucks OBO. Serious inquiries only.
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@booknutdc: Got my last Nine Inch Nails shirt and orange hair dye there!
I'm gonna grab some cloves, my favorite Cure album and a bottle of this "Vampire" wine and mope in my bedroom. Don't call me.. I won't answer.

Pipe dope?
I'll give you a buck-three-eighty for it.