What are you getting your mommies for mother's day?

i bought my mommy a digital camera.

she got her gift the day i was born

I'm sending my mom the bill for my therapy I've had to start taking because of her.

well look at you, aren't all just so clever. this is about appreciating your mother you fucking ingrates.

she has been wrist deep in your shit. she checked every night to see if your pubes had grown in yet.

APPRECIATE THIS WOMAN.

my mom said she wants a file cabinet

@des: yeah, but she's only familiar with the modern peter murphy, she freaked out when I played some bauhaus for her.

i sent her origami snails.