Today I realized I am a paper napkin klepto. What do you take and find days later?

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Triangles said, (161 days ago)

I was cleaning my pockets out before throwing clothes into the wash and by the time I was done, I had a stack of about 30 unused paper napkins from various places. I don't even remember snagging them. Granted I am a klutz, but not such a train wreck that I'd need *that* many napkins.

Carlo said, (161 days ago)

Pens, mostly. I'd put them in my back pocket, forget that they're there, and take another one from the pen holder. I'd come home and find at least five pens a night.

Garak said, (161 days ago)

i do the napkin thing, as well.

i think i inherited it from my dad, so it must be genetic.

he would carry around napkins and/or tissues; in the car/glove compartment; pockets of pants and shirts and jackets, everywhere. to the bane of my laundry-doing mother.

El Indio said, (161 days ago)

ketchup packets. splenda packets.

make art said, (161 days ago)

Lately, cotton art handling gloves from work. I forget they're in my back pocket, take them home, then try to remember to return them for laundering/recycling.

lay oale said, (161 days ago)

I take people's pens without thinking.

I also take matches from restaurants and bars, but that is usually very well thought out.

bizzy said, (160 days ago)

napkins. also, souls.

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