I was handcuffed to a chair and force-fed birthday cake by burlesque girls. I think Des wins, though.

Oh, Des wins a lot.

In an ideal world, our separate parties would have happened in the same place.

that would have been amazing. i wish this world were more ideal.

fuck. this is des.

Dammit Des stop posting as me!!! (Also, I like handcuffs and burlesque girls too.)

the party was good.

Also I managed to spend a really good amount of time venting to demoss. it felt very good.

I don't think anyone really got a chance to enjoy the cake. it was mostly smushed all over his face.

now that i hear the cake was smooshed i am sickened, cake is so gross, the smell of icing makes me sick.

that now kinds sounds like hell.