Can someone convince me to get off my lazy ass and go do stuff?

it'll be fun promise.

That was easier than I thought.

Jay Def, if you do not get off your lazy ass and go do stuff, I'll be forced to show you every picture of Skanko's ass there's ever been.

Not today. I suggest you stay planted on the couch, watching bad tv in front of a plate of cheese and salami. Because that is what I am doing.