I'm told I was the most gorgeous baby anyone had ever seen. I am also told I was the smartest 5-year-old they'd ever met. It's a bit weird knowing you peaked in toddlerdom.

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Salomea said, (117 days ago)

Although it was pretty funny when my ex came to visit me at home and saw some baby photos, and despite all his previous statements of how he did not want children and all, he kept staring at them and would not put the photo album down for like, the next half-hour at least. And then he said that if he could have a baby that cute he might even reconsider his position on childrearing.

Darn genetics! My super cuteness expired with puberty.

Sharon said, (116 days ago)

Ha. My parents used to tell me stories about how random strangers would buy me things. Like standing in like at the super market and someone offering to buy me a balloon or something. Totally bizarre.

Skewgee said, (116 days ago)

don't take this the worng way, but do you have any pictures to support this story. i think i might put a baby photo of me up, because one photogrpaher made me look so very pretty when i was a toddler...that sounds weird, i know. just a really good picture, and innocent picture of a child's wide eyed wonder...

Salomea said, (116 days ago)

OMG Skewgee, you totally wanna jack off to my baby pics don't you? I can't put any up 'cause they're all at my parents' house and our scanner is broken (not that my parents would scan them for me anyway). I will try to remember scanning them next time I visit.

portableteejay said, (116 days ago)

@salomea: Lies I have seen electronic child pictures of you!

Salomea said, (116 days ago)

Teejay, are you calling me an ugly child?

Anyway, you saw pictures of me from age 5-6 and on. I was already looking less cute and more like myself now by then.

portableteejay said, (116 days ago)

Oh I meant that I've seen scanned baby pictures. I remember seeing a picture and thinking "Wow, she was a hot baby, baby me totally would have wanted to date baby her."

Or maybe I'm just lying.

Skewgee said, (115 days ago)

too bad, i was going to show the world how cute i was with my baby pics. now i just know your judgemental eyes will be looking at em "the wrong way"

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