UPDATE: Fat girl isn't being very entertaining today, so I'll tell you about something funny from a while back. There's this fat asian guy that works with me that picks on her all the time and the other day he was walking behind her going "BOOM BOOM BOOM" with every step she made. It was pretty hilarious.
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Mrs. Cakes said, (686 days ago)
A while back we had an office weight-loss contest and Asian guy beat her, she was sooooo pissed.
malloreigh said, (686 days ago)
That's really terrible. One of the great things about being a grown-up is not having to deal with being tortured and teased like you were in elementary. That is so fucking cruel and I think it's cruel of YOU to find it funny. How do you think she feels?
Carlo said, (686 days ago)
Office weight loss contest? Isn't that going a bit far into the personal lives of employees?
malloreigh said, (686 days ago)
She probably feels devalued, criticized and alienated. :) She also probably feels rotten, like her weight is SUCH AN OVERWHELMING FLAW that none of her other personality traits can ever make up for it.
Some people are fat.
That is how it goes. It sucks for them in so many ways already. You don't have to make it worse.
Please use your time better. Learn to knit, or start a website.
Mrs. Cakes said, (686 days ago)
@carlo, it was an employee based thing. It's not like the company was like "k, you guys are getting too expensive during the company lunches, so yeah."
Mrs. Cakes said, (686 days ago)
One thing I like about the fat girl, is that she has a better sense of humor than the fatties on the internet.
In an office where the majority of the people working are obese, fat jokes are pretty common.
Mrs. Cakes said, (686 days ago)
@malloreigh, who the fuck are you to tell how someone you don't even know feels? She's not a victim and would resent anyone saying that.
Mrs. Cakes said, (686 days ago)
He has a really pretty wife and a really cute kid. It would be a mistake on his part, but there is a certain chemistry between those two.
Do you think his small, Vietnamese penis would really be able to penetrate through all that though?
Namrok said, (686 days ago)
@ilikedginger: I hear that for every 20 lbs a guy is overweight, the fat engulfs an inch of his penis. Which makes sense cause the thing is pretty rooted where it is. It's not gonna ride a wave of fat outward.
So to answer your question, no. No it won't.
bizzy said, (686 days ago)
"the fat engulfs an inch of his penis"
um, not my favorite mental image of the day.
Namrok said, (686 days ago)
@bizzchelle: It's why I've started eating healthier. I want all my inches outside of my body!
Mrs. Cakes said, (686 days ago)
Heh. Asian guy just threatened to kiss Mormon guy if Mormon guy wins today's raffle.
everlovingben said, (686 days ago)
here is a picture of the magic underwear...it protects them
http://home.teleport.com/~packham/garment.jpg
and the wiki on them
malloreigh said, (686 days ago)
@ilikedginger: Actually, I was responding to Namrok's statement that "she probably feels fat". :) Hmmm, somehow I don't see you asking Namrok who the fuck he is to make statements about how she feels... could you be a little offended that I called you on being a fucking cunt?
Mrs. Cakes said, (686 days ago)
I'm too amazingly awesome to be offended by anything you have to say. Namrok was saying something funny. You were just irritating.
Mrs. Cakes said, (686 days ago)
Cunt is probably one of the least offensive and easy insults you can throw. Calling me cruel sort of gets me off.
Try again.
bizzy said, (686 days ago)
i thought that said lesbian fish.
that's what i get for skimming the replies too quickly.
I've wondered about that. Asian guy is pretty hilarious, he's my favorite in the office, next to mormon guy and the really nice lady.