one time i went to a strip club, and a stripper who looked like she had fetal alcohol syndrome came up to me and said, "don't be scared, strippers are people too." thanks stripper, you're so deep.

one time a stripper told me, "Um, yeah...we, like, prefer 'dancers' you know? Or 'entertainers'? Not 'strippers'? 'Stripper' is so, like, i don't know - whore-y?" And I said, "Thanks for the lesson. And the nipple-tassle show. And here is a dollar, which I will now tuck inside your glittered g-string."

this was a terrible strip club i was at. all the strippers were MAD busted except for one, and then when she got up and did her dance and she didn't even take her fucking top off.

i wanted to see the pretty girl's boobies :(

in austin, i was at O Cabaret