I'm glad someone has the same problems as me.

Pussy stigmata :(

So you're like a barbie doll, right?

those holes are awful hard to find without the right tools. especially when they're young and tight. i'm here to help.

holy hell.

Rectal bleeding?

the rectal bleeding, not bethesda, MD

And thank you for saying it again. That phrase should only ever be written in all caps.

This post reminds me of the great stories I would hear from my friend who works at Planned Parenthood.

But seriously though, where did you find this gem?

hahaa my friend ty posted it on another message board i post on. i just wanted to share.

i have no idea where he got it. we followed it up with pictures of us holding drills.

Honestly, you can find people this retarded at any time of day or night on Yahoo! Answers. My friends and I had a really fun workday trolling the troglodytes there, but they ended up banning us, even though nothing we did was against the terms of service. Ask Brandi though, I think she had an aneurysm trying to correct all the misinformation people were spreading in the Women's Health section, like that you pee out of your clitoris, etc.