OK I HAVE A HAIKU ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU ALL
Today I was at the taping for American Gladiators and they had those hamster ball things sitting outside. We went over to get a closer look at them and noticed there was a hummingbird in there that seemed to be trapped. We tried to scare it towards the opening, but it didn't work and it was still trapped when we left.
Please write me a lovely haiku based on this.
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Stupid hummingbird
Can't free himself from bondage
trapped in TV land

Scare a humming bird
That was the objective here
Instead, we were scared