one of my guy friends just texted me, "do we have sexual tension?" one minute after leaving my house. we do not.

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noooners said, (691 days ago)

it's one of those situations where i use the word "friend" tightly because a) he lives with his girlfriend and b) i am not the least bit interested in him

Rick27593 said, (691 days ago)

He does, IN HIS PANTS! Okay no, sorry. I suck at being funny.

noooners said, (691 days ago)

o i thought you meant "friend" like "friends with benefits"

JasAsian v2.0 said, (691 days ago)

You should text back "Not anymore! Thanks! :-D"

BALEETED. said, (691 days ago)

ahahahah wtf.

noooners said, (691 days ago)

@coreyhart: tru

noooners said, (691 days ago)

@jasasian: yeah but then he would think we ever did, which we did not.

Centropomus said, (690 days ago)

He probably does.

Community Toy? said, (690 days ago)

If you have to ask, the answer is no.

Ethan said, (690 days ago)

Do we have sexual tension?

noooners said, (690 days ago)

@community toy: god i know right? plus the fun of sexual tension is that you DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. at least now maybe he knows that we don't have it. ewwwww.

Ethan said, (690 days ago)

Oh my god, you didn't answer. We must NOT, I AM CRUSHED.

noooners said, (690 days ago)

JKASDHLKDNSKJDNAJKLSDHOAICJN OAIEUH:

Travis: soooooooooo, about yesterday's creepy-ass text........................
Travis: hope that wasn't too strange, please take into context - i was definitely stoned, quite vulnerable, and you DID look cute, so i sorta wanted to jump your bones. sorry

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ethan said, (690 days ago)

You should tell him you're insulted that he doesn't tell you you're cute ALL THE TIME.

noooners said, (690 days ago)

omg more like i should tell him to fuck off and die and stop being creepy!!!

noooners said, (690 days ago)

HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND WHO HE LIVES WITH AND HE IS 30 AND I DID NOT INDICATE THAT THERE WAS SEXUAL TENSION. WHAT ABOUT THAT SITUATION MAKES HIM THINK THAT IT IS OK TO SAY THAT!!!! sdgasdgadfg

elohpee said, (690 days ago)

stop being a baby, you used to have a massive crush on him.

SRB said, (690 days ago)

some might say its worse if none of your guy friends want to fuck you anymore.

noooners said, (690 days ago)

@liza: please for like one day!!!!!

elohpee said, (690 days ago)

LONGER SHUT UP

noooners said, (690 days ago)

A WEEK TOPS

Rick27593 said, (690 days ago)

Children, dont make me turn this internet around!

elohpee said, (689 days ago)

alls i'm saying is don't try to pretend OMG I WOULD NEVER THINK OF YOU THAT WAY YOU FILTHY PERV when you totally had a huge crush on him and showed me pictures from his facebook ANNA

noooners said, (689 days ago)

i didn't never think of him that way LIZA, because for the second that i ever thought of thinking of him that way i remembered how SHORT he is and i gagged!!!

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