What is the true nature of Mario and Princess Peach's relationship?

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Namrok said, (125 days ago)

I'm pretty sure Peach is pegging Mario. I can't put my finger on it, but I just KNOW it.

the way i get by said, (125 days ago)

she bakes him cakes and he eats them

Xenu said, (125 days ago)

She insists on being rescued because she wants to feel wanted.

L said, (125 days ago)

xenu, rescue me

Milk said, (125 days ago)

...Day laborer and stupid, stupid cow?

Chrome Raven said, (125 days ago)

Princess sends Toad to break the news whenever she "has a headache."

kentdoggydog said, (125 days ago)

"she bakes him cakes and he eats them"

Is that a euphemism?

beckteria said, (125 days ago)

courtly love.

what?

that's totally realistic.

the way i get by said, (125 days ago)

it's one part euphemism and one part what actually happens in the fucking games

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