Has my skin gone crazy, or does it seem unseasonably dry?

I get what you are saying, Joe. We should all start hoarding potable water and lip balm.

But seriously. I've had to start applying lotion.

I hate lotion.

I think you'd like lotion a lot more if you had a girl apply it for ya.

@Ben Brown: I think we all do. Especially if these latest economic and environmental trends continue.

@Manuel: Well, probably...

I stopped paying attention when you said everybody panic.

Car's on fire.