Post ideas here about what we can do for Jay Def's birthday tomorrow.
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The Menda Agenda said, (258 days ago)
Or MAYBE we can all just hide in his closet and jump out at him in the middle of the night with knives and the look of HUNGER.
I mean, what? Streamers and balloons! Yeah...
The Menda Agenda said, (258 days ago)
OH I'VE GOT IT. WE'LL ALL GO TO MCDONALDS AND PLAY IN THE BALL PIT. OOOOHHHH!
catlady said, (258 days ago)
i, for one, will be naked. a naked robot 'costume' is hard to swing, but for jay def, i'll do it.
**digs out can of silver spray paint**
divinemisscopa said, (258 days ago)
Big cake with a midget stripper.
Second the slip n slide.
And an 80s cover band.
And possibly some wrestling. In a vat of pudding.
The Menda Agenda said, (258 days ago)
Let's strip down to skimpy bikinis and throw down in a giant pool of pudding! Wooooooooooo!
~~~minx said, (258 days ago)
i'd just like to say happy birthday, but he seems to not be here. perhaps the midget stripper would be a better idea. we could fedex her.
Jay Def said, (251 days ago)
Holy shit! How did I miss this for a week?
Now I understand ~~~minx's comment about midget strippers!
catlady said, (231 days ago)
@jay def: um, yeah, for like three weeks...
well, i hope you had a great day!
I'm thinking a very laid back party with a short guest book, only about four hundred of us. And maybe as Jay is walking into his Birthday Palace we'll cue up Bruce Springsteen in the corner and he'll start doing his little Birthday song and dance. You know, with the jeans and the butt and what not?