Who else here gets the near maddening urge to stand atop a steep hill and roll stale bagels down the street into traffic?
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I always want to throw my belongings off of the South Street Bridge into the Schuylkill River. Everything. Textbooks, laptop, phone.
Then I would be freeeeeee!
Of course. Those silly bagels are asking for it if they're going to get stale!
I think a group of people racing bagels down the hill would be a most amazing sight.
I think that I would like to find a hill and roll myself down it!
I have never thought of this before, but now I will. Some day, we will be bagel terrorists.

I think it almost every time I'm on a hill. If I ever had bagels at hand . . .