SAINT Patrick's Day.

Once upon a time, when I was young(er) and naive(r), I thought it was VERY IMPORTANT to wear green on St. Patrick’s Day. That day I wore a green shirt and green sweatpants, and I looked extremely stupid, but it didn’t matter because -- in my mind -- as long as it was green, it was stylish.

I was pinched twice as much as anyone else. And when I would protest, "but! I’m wearing green! You can’t do that!," the response was "It’s the wrong shade of green." ...But it wasn’t the wrong shade. It was the perfect shade. And they pinched me anyway, the bastards...

I think something in me died that day.

SPRIIINNNGGG BREEEEAAAAAKKK

Will probably be spent doing things I don't want to do / don't care about. Lots of Calculus homework, Economics homework, housecleaning, and other blah.

But at least I'll get a chance to read some books and play some video games. Oh yeah, and go outside. I don't spend nearly enough time outside. My legs are alabaster from lack of sun. I may watch some Disney movies. That's about the extent of the fun I'll be having this spring break.

I want you guys to live it up FOR me. Do all kinds of crazy fun things this week, then come back here and tell me alllllll about it. Yeah? Even post some pictures or something. Yeah.