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I kinda want to recommit to this site. But I also kinda don't care. A conundrum or sorts.

2009-12-07T08:36:55-08:00

Three Amigos: Great movie? Or...GREATEST movie?

2009-05-01T09:58:48-07:00

I posted an update on Facebook using Tweetdeck (a Twitter client.) I don't post EVERYSINGLETWEET as a Facebook update, just the ones that are updatey. Someone bitched about it on my Facebook page. They have NEVER commented on a single thing I have ever posted before. So they're up in the "bitching" column. I am wondering if I: Ignore It, Explain Why I Did It, Tell Them to Fuck Off (nicely), Tell then to Fuck Off (by telling them to fuck off), Drop Them From My Friends' List, Other.

2009-04-28T11:32:16-07:00

Do you block creepy strangers who favorite your pics on Flickr?

2009-04-23T09:09:07-07:00

I'm broadcasting at 8pm PST...if you're into that sorta thing.

2009-04-18T07:15:05-07:00

I almost punched a girl in the face tonight. We were at a restaurant and the wait was 90 minutes. Which is fine, I was prepared to wait. Will and I got a beer and were standing around and I saw these people about to leave. I asked the woman "are you leaving?" and she said no. The two seconds I turned around to say to Will "they're not leaving" they left. We weren't hovering, we weren't all up in their business. She hadn't spoken to the people who ended up taking their seats, she was just being a cunt.

2009-04-17T10:27:20-07:00

Five TV Shows That Should Be Movies.

2009-04-17T10:03:44-07:00

A couple of days ago, when I was high on cupcake (singular! I swear!) I was writing my blog post for Pointless Banter and hit upon an idea that is soincredibly moronic that I am not convinced it's brilliant. (It's the last one.) Also: do not fear my Photoshop Skillz, as I clear have none.

I think Diablo Cody poisoned or pissed on the stylist of 90210's purse dog, because she looks like a late 80s soap star. Also; DONNA MARTIN!

2009-04-14T10:05:02-07:00

I was working on a new post for a comedy blog I write for (pointlessbanter.net) and came up with a fake TV show. The point of the post is that these are terrible ideas. But I am now convinced it may be the BEST IDEA EVER. Which means that I either need to go to sleep, or not eat cupcakes after 10pm.

2009-04-13T11:57:19-07:00

There needs to be a Cadbury Mini Egg delivery service. Or maybe a Sale Candy Delivery Service. If one of you could get on that in like, the next twenty minutes, that would be awesome.

2009-04-12T09:06:50-07:00

So. Um. Hi.

2009-04-10T08:19:33-07:00

Let's try that again.

2008-08-29T07:32:00-07:00

A vote for me is a vote for indecency. So it's like voting Republican. But more boobs. (Wait, can there be more boobs?) This is confusing.

Hi. Remember me? I now take off my top on the Internet.

2008-08-29T07:28:04-07:00

I had lunch with Garak today and you didn't.

2008-07-15T07:21:25-07:00

You want a Fred Fredburger t-shirt?

2008-05-14T11:51:41-07:00

First assignment for the socially awkward/shy.

2008-05-12T08:49:23-07:00

My New Blog! Antisocial Networking.

2008-05-05T03:10:22-07:00

Because two blogs weren't enough.

Who are your favorite geeks? Famous, infamous, fictional, or just random groovy people on teh intrawebz.

2008-05-01T11:37:13-07:00

Show me your favorite whorebots! (On ANY social network.)

2008-05-01T11:22:28-07:00

If I had an arching license, this would be my evil sidekick. (Don't tell Daisy.)

2008-04-22T06:15:43-07:00