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Let's try that again.

2008-08-29T07:32:00-07:00

A vote for me is a vote for indecency. So it's like voting Republican. But more boobs. (Wait, can there be more boobs?) This is confusing.

Hi. Remember me? I now take off my top on the Internet.

2008-08-29T07:28:04-07:00

I had lunch with Garak today and you didn't.

2008-07-15T07:21:25-07:00

You want a Fred Fredburger t-shirt?

2008-05-14T11:51:41-07:00

First assignment for the socially awkward/shy.

2008-05-12T08:49:23-07:00

My New Blog! Antisocial Networking.

2008-05-05T03:10:22-07:00

Because two blogs weren't enough.

Who are your favorite geeks? Famous, infamous, fictional, or just random groovy people on teh intrawebz.

2008-05-01T11:37:13-07:00

Show me your favorite whorebots! (On ANY social network.)

2008-05-01T11:22:28-07:00

If I had an arching license, this would be my evil sidekick. (Don't tell Daisy.)

2008-04-22T06:15:43-07:00

the Daisy Crazy Hour!

2008-04-10T06:38:05-07:00

Well, more like 90 seconds. Enjoy.

Flashback!

2008-04-09T11:04:26-07:00

People who were terrible to me in Junior High are now friending me on MySpace/Facebook. I let go of that stuff ages ago, as that crap ca only define you for so long. But I always kept all my middle school angst front-n-center as those stories ended up being fodder for scripts. It's just odd to get the emails (which are filled with OMG YOU LOOK GREAT YOU LIVE IN HOLLYWOOD OMG OMG I SAW YOUR NAME!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111.) I have been tempted more than once to write back "that's great, do you remember when you terrorized me in the girls' locker room in 7th grade?" but eh, life itself is its own revenge, n'est-ce pas?

Hey everyone, name drop here!

2008-04-06T10:24:21-07:00

Daisy the Wonderdog!

2008-04-06T06:16:11-07:00

My killer pitbull.

Someone tried to bribe me to put in a good word with the adoption committee at the Dog Adoption Fair today.

2008-04-06T05:54:36-07:00

Interview by a Zombie Hunter!

2008-04-04T07:33:54-07:00

I was interviewed by one of the members of the Zombie Squad. They are tres groovy. And way better prepared than I am, so when the zombies comes, FOLLOW THEM.

How the Post-Apocalyptic Workout was born....

2008-04-01T05:13:11-07:00

Daisy the Wonderdog, Dog Genius!

2008-03-28T04:18:48-07:00

The 24-Hour Hobo Fitness.

2008-03-27T11:53:24-07:00

I have my very own home gym!

I got reverse Soup Nazi'd.

2008-03-26T02:08:46-07:00

I thought the whole point of "ordering" was that you get to choose. It's kinda right there in the world. "Order."

Bossy.

2008-03-26T12:25:22-07:00