Three Amigos: Great movie? Or...GREATEST movie?
Posted 62 days ago | 12 commentsI posted an update on Facebook using Tweetdeck (a Twitter client.) I don't post EVERYSINGLETWEET as a Facebook update, just the ones that are updatey. Someone bitched about it on my Facebook page. They have NEVER commented on a single thing I have ever posted before. So they're up in the "bitching" column. I am wondering if I: Ignore It, Explain Why I Did It, Tell Them to Fuck Off (nicely), Tell then to Fuck Off (by telling them to fuck off), Drop Them From My Friends' List, Other.
Posted 65 days ago | 12 commentsDo you block creepy strangers who favorite your pics on Flickr?
Posted 70 days ago | 12 commentsI'm broadcasting at 8pm PST...if you're into that sorta thing.
Posted 75 days ago | 3 commentsI almost punched a girl in the face tonight. We were at a restaurant and the wait was 90 minutes. Which is fine, I was prepared to wait. Will and I got a beer and were standing around and I saw these people about to leave. I asked the woman "are you leaving?" and she said no. The two seconds I turned around to say to Will "they're not leaving" they left. We weren't hovering, we weren't all up in their business. She hadn't spoken to the people who ended up taking their seats, she was just being a cunt.
Posted 76 days ago | 7 commentsFive TV Shows That Should Be Movies.
A couple of days ago, when I was high on cupcake (singular! I swear!) I was writing my blog post for Pointless Banter and hit upon an idea that is soincredibly moronic that I am not convinced it's brilliant. (It's the last one.) Also: do not fear my Photoshop Skillz, as I clear have none. Posted 77 days ago | 2 commentsI was working on a new post for a comedy blog I write for (pointlessbanter.net) and came up with a fake TV show. The point of the post is that these are terrible ideas. But I am now convinced it may be the BEST IDEA EVER. Which means that I either need to go to sleep, or not eat cupcakes after 10pm.
Posted 80 days ago | 6 commentsSo. Um. Hi.
Posted 83 days ago | 32 commentsLet's try that again.
A vote for me is a vote for indecency. So it's like voting Republican. But more boobs. (Wait, can there be more boobs?) This is confusing.
Posted 307 days ago | 19 comments
Hi. Remember me? I now take off my top on the Internet.
Posted 307 days ago | 9 commentsI had lunch with Garak today and you didn't.
Posted 352 days ago | 10 comments
First assignment for the socially awkward/shy.
Posted 416 days ago | 23 commentsMy New Blog! Antisocial Networking.
Because two blogs weren't enough.
Posted 424 days ago | 13 commentsShow me your favorite whorebots! (On ANY social network.)
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