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RIP

2008-03-09T10:30:49-07:00

Yesterday I started to put on my "fat" jeans (jeans that are too big for you so you feel safe not exposing any kind of muffin top on those bloated days) and I actually ripped off the belt loop when I was putting them on!

I've had those jeans for at least 7 years. They saw through many a slobby days and ice cream nights. That's the longest relationship I've ever had.

I guess I'm reduced to sweat pants now.

Whatcha readin'?

2008-03-07T11:14:43-08:00

Rate My Poo

2008-03-07T06:39:24-08:00

They have a website for e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but...I am!

The thing is that I can get over the fact that people actually were compelled to take pictures of this and upload it on the website. What I can't believe is that some of those things actually came OUT of people?!

Stuff White People Like

2008-03-03T10:36:28-08:00

Nuff said.

all hail green boots!

2008-02-26T09:53:09-08:00

psa: it's still winter

2008-02-25T06:42:19-08:00

dear women,

you may have forgotten what time of year it is, so please keep this in mind when you get changed in the morning:

it's winter still. W-I-N-T-E-R.

when you see a glimmer of sunshine, you should not immediately put on short shorts, mini skirts or other revealing clothing. it's still FREEZING outside.

you just look plain ridiculous. and you're cold. and you're making me want to stick hot knitting needs in my eyes. spare us all.

yours truly,
those of us who cherish our eyesight

What if They Did

2008-02-23T10:55:47-08:00

I love the idea of a Mobile phone with a breathalyzer to prevent drunk dialing. Now if only there could be something for drunk texting!

small details

2008-02-23T12:49:36-08:00