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what is the proper order of sandwich ingredients?
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when someone yells, BUCKETS! what do you think is in those buckets?
Posted 53 days ago | 11 comments"The Greeks, credited for a great many of mankind's advances, embarked on a worldwide crusade to rid the world of non-brown poop. Historical records from the period expose the most gruesome acts of mass homicide ever known to mankind. The resulting population had 100% brown poop, all those who had other colors were cremated."
Posted 64 days ago | 5 commentswhy does everything turn brown?
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Posted 68 days ago | 10 commentsbest fast food burger?
Posted 71 days ago | 28 commentswhat do you do with your nut milk?
Posted 73 days ago | 8 commentswhat did you get for x-mas?
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best side dish for a festival of meat?
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Posted 89 days ago | 15 commentsmy poo comes out like soft serve and so can you with my pineapple a day diet!
Posted 93 days ago | 6 commentswho do you think about when you deuce?
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