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Apr 26th
well- i just went to vacuum the floor and, well, Krusty chewed through the vacuum cord.
Posted 22 days ago |
4 comments
Apr 26th
hey sparky! if you go back to India again, try to avoid going INSIDE. Everything is either burning down or collapsing.
Posted 22 days ago |
0 comments
Apr 26th
i thought No-Show died like 20 yrs ago. i used to drive by his house all the time. didnt know he was in there.
Posted 22 days ago |
3 comments
Apr 24th
i can't find my bottle of Advil. i'm just going to lay on the floor and cry. and die.
Posted 24 days ago |
12 comments
Apr 24th
come on over!!youre the next contestant on _________________ !!!!
Posted 24 days ago |
6 comments
Apr 22nd
i'm on season two episode 13- the show should have ended season 2 episode 9ish.
Posted 25 days ago |
4 comments
Apr 22nd
Being that i was just re-watching The X-Files before watching Twin Peaks, this character totally made my day!!
Mifter Fox!!
Posted 26 days ago |
6 comments
Apr 21st
Just as a reminder to myself- I wear every single chain, even when in in the house
Posted 27 days ago |
3 comments
Apr 20th
little brown is addicted to twin peaks
Posted 28 days ago |
3 comments
Apr 18th
OMG A DUDE JUST SHOT A POLICE OFFiCER AND KILLED HIM ON THE M.I.T. CAMPUS!
Posted 29 days ago |
4 comments
Apr 17th
Scroll down and watch the video. i can't stop watching it.
Posted 31 days ago |
3 comments
Apr 15th
ug- explosions at the Boston Marathon finishline :(
Posted 33 days ago |
7 comments
Apr 14th
It could have been worse-it could have been Bieber talking about Christianity when he said he hoped Anne Frank would have been a "Believer."
Posted 34 days ago |
3 comments
Apr 14th
I'M A MOTHER-FATHER GENTLEMAN
Posted 34 days ago |
10 comments
Apr 11th
i'm sitting in the tub watching the Daily Show and Krusty comes in and looks in the tub like "HEY-what are you doing? GET OUT AND GET ME A PiECE OF APPLE DAMMiT."
Posted 36 days ago |
1 comment
Apr 10th
FiNALLY! Finally the homophone has been recognized!
Posted 38 days ago |
3 comments
Apr 9th
in the last 2 weeks i've thrown away 2prs of breeches, 2prs of socks, and a shirt. they were too holey.
Posted 38 days ago |
5 comments
Apr 4th
i use the bunny corral fencing to hang my hand washables, and during the day today Little Brown jumped up and pulled down my underwear in to her corral and peed on it.
Posted 44 days ago |
2 comments
Apr 3rd
i need a bar of soap and a bag of socks. but really, socks with thick, puffy feet are so expensive. i'm going to see if i can find them on line for a bit of a discount...
Posted 45 days ago |
0 comments
Mar 31st
i start working a pony/horsey day camp. So my job today is to get the horses and ponies completely fucking exhausted.
Posted 48 days ago |
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