these guys have stumbled upon pure, horrifying awesomeness.

who said it:  Bush, or batman?

FEIST

say it with cake!

proof negative: oklahoma

we need to declare the rural south and midwest to be federal educational disaster areas, and rush in emergency aid.  these people need to be made smarter.  how do we do this?

boycotting mcdonald's for the lamest possible reasons

i found the audience-participation part during the last 10 seconds to be rather amusing.

proof positive: there are cool people in kansas

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i have a problem with this.

is it just me, or is this description of the poll results missing crucial breakdowns?  black voters are overwhelmingly democratic, so isn't it completely obvious that they'd have a far higher percentage of Obama supporters?  where's the comparison of black democrats with white democrats?  it seems to me that they've managed to suppress the only possibly interesting result in the poll.

when animals do funny things, it's funny.

especially when they look spectacularly nonchalant about it.

oh my holy mother of zombie jeezus

subsonic oobleck gets jiggy