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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Posted 564 days ago | 6 comments

Again, I give you -j

me: sorry, and then I disappeared
gomen-yo!
-j: uh
wakarimasen!
-j: (I'm going to assume that's Japanese, and not street, yo)
me: haha, yes, it means i'm sorry!
-j: aww
no worries!
babelfish translated it into english as gomen-yo
NOT HELPFUL.
me: huh?
that's not english
AT ALL
-j: exactly!!
it also translated wakarimasen as wakarimasen
which is so meta it hurts
me: wtf?!
maybe babelfish is powered by the illterate
-j: or the really $#@(*&ing lazy
me: haha
that joke wouldn't have been so funny if i hadn't spelled it incorrectly
-j: ahahaha
I didn't even spot it
me: maybe you're illterate
-j: that's possible
although I did go to univrsity
me: haha
this poor guy i know. he's brilliant at math, but dude can not spell.
he once spelled college colgee on an online forum. needless to say, the nickname stuck.
-j: ahaha!!
I have a friend like that too
very bright
but oy
he once wrote the phrase "wiper sniper"...when I asked him what the hell that was, he said "whippersnapper"
I actually like wiper sniper better.
me: one not so bright dude once told me he wanted to go back to school to become a library
-j: AHAHAHAHA
dream big, little bookshelf, dream big.
me: even when i said 'librarian'? he said, no, library
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAA
-j: it makes my dreams of becoming a convenience store seem positively pedestrian.
me: dream big little, uh shelf of 40's, dream big
j: ZOMG
laughing -> coughing fit
me: oh dude, why can't you just live here?
-j: it's not out of the question!!
assuming I don't cough myself to death first
me: and us lowly Americans don't have health care, so that's not such a good idea
-j: that's true
but you do have guns
you should be able to just TAKE healthcare
me: thos solve errthing
uh, those
-j: bros before thos
Posted 564 days ago | 15 comments

A convo with the wonderful -j

10:01 PM wait, your arm is bleeding? "again"? :(
10:02 PM me: nothing big. minor fence mishap.
-j: ah glad it's minor...although you had a chance to totally oversell that
me: oh, i mean i was picking figs and this deer came out of nowhere!
-j: hahaha and then he pulled a knife on you!
me: fucker was tough!
10:04 PM -j: he saw your flickr picture...he heard you eat shika, whole!
me: haha he was takin care of his homies
-j: got to watch out for those gang deer
10:05 PM me: shika 4 lyfe
-j: BAHAHAHAHAHA always pouring out a 40 for Bambi's mother.
10:07 PM me: and various other 'doe's'
-j: hee hee bros before doe's -j: hahaha
10:08 PM me: i think i may get a bros before doe's tattoo
-j: YES best idea ever
10:09 PM also, will help you blend in with the gang deer
me: old english across my neck?
10:10 PM -j: "bros" and "does" = each 4 letters. perfect for knuckles. Just sayin'.
10:11 PM me: math is also 4 letters and i got shot for that one. (in my dream anyways)
10:12 PM -j: ahahaha, oh god 'kay, I pretty much have to hear THIS one
me: i didn't tell you!?! i had a dream wherein i got capped because i had math 4 life tattooed on my knuckles!
10:13 PM -j: BAHAHAHAHA by a rival gang of liberal arts majors, or something?
me: that was about three weeks before i had a dream that the Easter Bunny dumped me.
-j: Nerd to your mutha!
10:15 PM me: hahahahahahahaha
-j: the EASTER BUNNY dumped you? geez
10:16 PM me: i know
-j: seems awfully full of himself for a guy who carries a little basket around
::fast forward::
10:21 PM me: the deer are coming up to eat the figs and the dogs are going totally crazy chasing them
-j: watch out, dogs! they're armed!
10:22 PM me: they'll shiv you!
-j: ANTLER'D! Posted 569 days ago | 7 comments