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Inside Edition totally tracked down JOE THE PLUMBER.

2008-10-16T01:07:38-07:00

smile with your eyes

2008-10-16T10:37:13-07:00

sister sister!

2008-10-14T07:37:20-07:00

Let's dance!

2008-10-14T05:29:38-07:00

Okay, so I'm my school's music teacher. It has not been the BEST week so far, so I've decided that, if only for my own sake, I need to have a fun piece of music to dance to tomorrow. I don't even care if it's musically educational or anything... just FUN.

What do you recommend for 3-year-olds through Kindergarteners to be able to dance to? As long as it doesn't have bad words, I really am open to ANYTHING.

Influence the youth of today with GOOD MUSIC!

R.I.P

2008-10-05T06:08:24-07:00

One of my KINDERGARTEN students referred me to a porn site. Nice.

2008-09-28T01:40:10-07:00

Fix this recipe!

2008-09-23T06:16:56-07:00

Current kindergarten playground game of the week? NETFLIX DELIVERY SERVICE!

2008-09-15T07:26:38-07:00

Who else HATES Comic Sans?

2008-09-13T10:07:16-07:00

Most depressing birthday dinner ever.

2008-09-12T08:46:17-07:00

My best friend is leaving her husband for another man.

2008-09-07T07:03:32-07:00

sleeping on my lap right now

2008-09-05T07:21:35-07:00

I have internet! I have cable! I have a phone! Soooo exciting!!! Catch me up on what I've missed.

2008-08-25T01:09:23-07:00

I am going crazy without an internet connection! I had to walk across the street to a coffee shop to get online, and that is just entirely too much trouble!

2008-08-17T06:33:02-07:00

They actually had my glasses!

2008-08-13T08:51:52-07:00

People without dishwashers, help me pick a dish rack. I had no idea there were so many options!

2008-08-13T04:30:08-07:00

last night some dude threw up next to me on the 6 train, then I got totally felt up in a GROSS way on the bus and was repeatedly told how sexy I am as this dude laid across my lap eating a burger while I couldn't move.

2008-08-08T07:58:53-07:00

Seriously, if one more thing goes wrong with my living situation, I am just going to decide to be homeless.

2008-08-04T03:16:57-07:00

Post your to-do lists here:

2008-08-03T06:16:07-07:00

Advice: If I broke up with a guy four months ago, but he still left some stuff at my house and never asked for it back and I don't want it... CAN I PLEASE JUST THROW IT AWAY?

2008-08-02T12:35:25-07:00