sleeping on my lap right now

Posted 1 day ago | 5 comments

I have internet! I have cable! I have a phone! Soooo exciting!!! Catch me up on what I've missed.

Posted 12 days ago | 3 comments

I am going crazy without an internet connection! I had to walk across the street to a coffee shop to get online, and that is just entirely too much trouble!

Posted 20 days ago | 5 comments

They actually had my glasses!

Posted 24 days ago | 1 comment

People without dishwashers, help me pick a dish rack. I had no idea there were so many options!

Posted 24 days ago | 19 comments

last night some dude threw up next to me on the 6 train, then I got totally felt up in a GROSS way on the bus and was repeatedly told how sexy I am as this dude laid across my lap eating a burger while I couldn't move.

Posted 29 days ago | 4 comments

Seriously, if one more thing goes wrong with my living situation, I am just going to decide to be homeless.

Posted 33 days ago | 10 comments

Post your to-do lists here:

Posted 34 days ago | 8 comments

Advice: If I broke up with a guy four months ago, but he still left some stuff at my house and never asked for it back and I don't want it... CAN I PLEASE JUST THROW IT AWAY?

Posted 35 days ago | 8 comments

moving + Texas + August heat/humidity = I'M MELTINGGGGGGGG!!!!

Posted 37 days ago | 6 comments

So after EVERYTHING, I wound up getting an apartment today. I wish I had the keys so I could just start moving immediately.

Posted 39 days ago | 11 comments

How do you edit how you're related to someone on Facebook? I feel RETARDED that I can't figure it out!

Posted 39 days ago | 8 comments

Please tell me non-desserts I can make with puff pastry.

Posted 41 days ago | 8 comments

Boys chime in... If a guy dumps a girl, and says he's not ready for a relationship at all, but wants to still hang out... should the girl EVER think that they are just confused and really DO want a relationship but just don't know what they want?

Posted 41 days ago | 22 comments

Parents on Facebook. Discuss.

Posted 41 days ago | 4 comments

Dogs dreaming, and other cute things. Discuss.

Posted 42 days ago | 1 comment

I am DRUNK in Denver. How are YOU?

Posted 46 days ago | 5 comments

these are the houses in my neighborhood, in my neighborhood, in my neighborhooooood

Posted 51 days ago | 5 comments

Let's talk about the Olympic trials please.

Posted 59 days ago | 14 comments

Mushmoosh totally just stalked me on OKCupid.

Posted 61 days ago | 3 comments

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