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This is probably one of the greatest news stories I have ever read

2008-08-20T08:15:02-07:00

Man, recently released from rehab, has the most amazing relapse ever.

Slint's "Good Morning Captain"...for kids?

2008-08-16T01:01:10-07:00

This will give me nightmares

2008-06-25T07:03:18-07:00

Alec Trebek is kind of a dick sometimes

2008-06-18T07:25:54-07:00

I got really excited when I noticed I had a new message next to "Howdy, eatsdirt" in the upper right corner. Turns out it was spam.

2008-05-27T07:54:34-07:00

you know, i keep forgetting about this site.

2008-04-23T06:12:25-07:00

Let me tongue the crack of Liberty

2008-04-16T07:38:17-07:00

I heart this man SO HARD.

Man raped by wombat; left speaking "Australian"

2008-03-27T12:54:05-07:00

The good news is, it didn't hurt his bum at all!

I went to see the Hold Steady play for FREE and on my way home, I saw John Waters on the subway.

2008-03-18T08:45:45-07:00

i am a sheep, too

2008-03-13T04:49:53-07:00

Boyfriend allows his girlfriend to live in the bathroom for TWO YEARS

2008-03-13T04:22:00-07:00

everything's OK you guys. there was another bathroom that he could use during that time.

jury duty fucking sucks

2008-03-10T09:50:06-07:00

brainforest and i are shacking up!

2008-03-04T01:57:48-08:00

Inspired by Phro...a/s/l?

2008-02-28T06:26:32-08:00

America's Next Top Model

2008-02-27T06:20:58-08:00

Things I don't have:

2008-02-25T04:20:42-08:00

16 Year Old From Argentina Gives Birth To Second Set Of Triplets

2008-02-22T09:59:41-08:00

She is the mother of seven children before turning 17. I like to think that I will not have to procreate since she's truly taking one for the team. Thank you, Pamela, from the bottom of my uterus.

Go, Team Venture!

2008-02-22T08:56:25-08:00

i have returned and none of you will care.

2008-02-22T08:07:04-08:00