GET CRUNK, SON!!!!!!!
Posted 105 days ago | 1 commentBuy My Book
My textbook on Automated Valuation Models finally came out. It took me a long time to write and almost ruined my life. You should buy it.
Posted 123 days ago | 6 commentsI'm always nervous about getting a haircut from an unfamiliar barber, but this one turned out OK--I guess I didn't need to drink that whiskey beforehand. I've had some really horrendous haircuts in the past. One that stands out was the "clipper cut," which left me looking like Goose from Top Gun with ridiculously uneven sideburns. That woman even had the gall to ask for a tip after she informed me that she would be unable to fix my sideburns because that's the way they grew in. Right. Anyway, I'm pleased with my new frochop.
Posted 133 days ago | 0 commentsI think I'm in love. A girl just recommended that I check out Francois-Bernard Mache, a French composer of whom I had never heard. Needless to say, the album she hooked me up with is awesome. How do I return the favor by subtly suggesting that she have sex with me? I'm not sure that my usual regimen of Color Me Badd and Jodeci will work in this situation. Help!
Posted 155 days ago | 10 commentsI always ignore the registry when ordering wedding gifts. Case in point: my friend and his bride will be receiving matching monogrammed bathrobes along with a giant box of fireworks. Fuck a bread machine, you feel me? What is the best wedding gift you have either given or received?
Posted 169 days ago | 9 commentsandrew w.k. blindfold test
AWK is A-OK. Between the Andrew W.K. blindfold test and the cover story on John Butcher, I should probably pick up this issue of The Wire.
Posted 187 days ago | 1 commentHow does one make friends in Washington DC?
Posted 190 days ago | 6 commentsMarshall Allen (from the Sun Ra Arkestra) Kicking it Live in Chocolate City

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