GET CRUNK, SON!!!!!!!
Posted 105 days ago | 1 comment
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My textbook on Automated Valuation Models finally came out. It took me a long time to write and almost ruined my life. You should buy it.
Posted 123 days ago | 6 comments
I'm always nervous about getting a haircut from an unfamiliar barber, but this one turned out OK--I guess I didn't need to drink that whiskey beforehand. I've had some really horrendous haircuts in the past. One that stands out was the "clipper cut," which left me looking like Goose from Top Gun with ridiculously uneven sideburns. That woman even had the gall to ask for a tip after she informed me that she would be unable to fix my sideburns because that's the way they grew in. Right. Anyway, I'm pleased with my new frochop.
Posted 133 days ago | 0 commentsI think I'm in love. A girl just recommended that I check out Francois-Bernard Mache, a French composer of whom I had never heard. Needless to say, the album she hooked me up with is awesome. How do I return the favor by subtly suggesting that she have sex with me? I'm not sure that my usual regimen of Color Me Badd and Jodeci will work in this situation. Help!
Posted 155 days ago | 10 commentsI always ignore the registry when ordering wedding gifts. Case in point: my friend and his bride will be receiving matching monogrammed bathrobes along with a giant box of fireworks. Fuck a bread machine, you feel me? What is the best wedding gift you have either given or received?
Posted 169 days ago | 9 commentsandrew w.k. blindfold test
AWK is A-OK. Between the Andrew W.K. blindfold test and the cover story on John Butcher, I should probably pick up this issue of The Wire.
Posted 187 days ago | 1 commentHow does one make friends in Washington DC?
Posted 190 days ago | 6 commentsMarshall Allen (from the Sun Ra Arkestra) Kicking it Live in Chocolate City
Posted 191 days ago | 1 comment
Why would any parent purchase a pit bull for their mentally challenged teenager and allow said child to walk this very angry dog on a ten foot leash? Fucking-a, mang! Call me crazy but a retard reassuring me that his dog doesn't bite is less than convincing. Hey chief, why don't you explain that to the crap in my pants.
Posted 197 days ago | 5 commentsSorry to gush, but I had an awesome day at work of all places. Drank beers and watched the US v Poland soccer game in the conference room with three of the editors and then I rapped about the 1970s loft jazz scene with a dude from the art department. I'm actually kind of bummed to be back at home.
Posted 198 days ago | 1 comment
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