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Would you believe that's not my hand?

Posted 2 days ago | 10 comments

Shut up, you infernal shrieking brats from hell

Posted 2 days ago | 8 comments

I don't look as disheveled as usual. Way to go, me.

Posted 3 days ago | 15 comments

So what kind of fashion statement are we making today?

Posted 3 days ago | 23 comments

When I was 14 in acting class I was voted most likely to marry a senator and end up on the cover of a historical romance novel. So now I'm all growed up, where's my senator and heaving corseted bosom?

Posted 5 days ago | 13 comments

Today I sank my foot down on a rusted thumbtack and did something horrible to my neck while trying on a shirt.

Posted 5 days ago | 12 comments

This is not okay.

Posted 6 days ago | 12 comments

Everything tastes better out of real classy glassware.

Posted 8 days ago | 38 comments

I saw Poe at the DMV.

Posted 13 days ago | 13 comments

The word "member" meaning penis makes me giggle uncontrollably.

Posted 14 days ago | 8 comments

I am the biggest loser ever.

Posted 14 days ago | 13 comments

Maybe I adore you.

Posted 16 days ago | 2 comments

I'm going to be on a train for 20 hours with little but scrub and tumbleweeds for scenery. Thinking of starting those silly, hugely popular YA vampire smut novels. But before I begin, I wanna know if there is actually sexin' going on, or just a whole lot of sighing and horrible, horrible writing.

Posted 16 days ago | 4 comments

I don't exist anymore. What is up with that?

Posted 19 days ago | 5 comments

Lalala. I can't hear you. Talk to me anyway, though.

Posted 20 days ago | 1 comment

Prior to last night, I'd never had Southern Comfort. I ended up feeling gravely uncomfortable, actually.

Posted 22 days ago | 17 comments

I traded my boyfriend for a sparkler.

Posted 23 days ago | 6 comments

Ada, don't stay in the lake too long, it lives alone and it barely knows you. It'll have a nervous breakdown and fall into a thousand pieces around you.

Posted 23 days ago | 1 comment

I went to this shrine today, and um there were these monks and they were chanting and I didn't feel anything, you know? And, I don't know, I even tried ikebana, and John is using all these hair products and I just... I don't know who I married...

Posted 27 days ago | 6 comments

I feel too squishy. I think I'm going to have to give up my silly exercise snobbery, and go to a Real Gym and slog away on a treadmill like everyone else.

Posted 28 days ago | 14 comments

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