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Oct 10th
Would you believe that's not my hand?
Posted 2 days ago |
10 comments
Oct 10th
Shut up, you infernal shrieking brats from hell
Posted 2 days ago |
8 comments
Oct 9th
I don't look as disheveled as usual. Way to go, me.
Posted 3 days ago |
15 comments
Oct 9th
So what kind of fashion statement are we making today?
Posted 3 days ago |
23 comments
Oct 7th
When I was 14 in acting class I was voted most likely to marry a senator and end up on the cover of a historical romance novel. So now I'm all growed up, where's my senator and heaving corseted bosom?
Posted 5 days ago |
13 comments
Oct 7th
Today I sank my foot down on a rusted thumbtack and did something horrible to my neck while trying on a shirt.
Posted 5 days ago |
12 comments
Oct 7th
This is not okay.
Posted 6 days ago |
12 comments
Oct 4th
Everything tastes better out of real classy glassware.
Posted 8 days ago |
38 comments
Sep 29th
I saw Poe at the DMV.
Posted 13 days ago |
13 comments
Sep 28th
The word "member" meaning penis makes me giggle uncontrollably.
Posted 14 days ago |
8 comments
Sep 28th
I am the biggest loser ever.
Posted 14 days ago |
13 comments
Sep 26th
Maybe I adore you.
Posted 16 days ago |
2 comments
Sep 26th
I'm going to be on a train for 20 hours with little but scrub and tumbleweeds for scenery. Thinking of starting those silly, hugely popular YA vampire smut novels. But before I begin, I wanna know if there is actually sexin' going on, or just a whole lot of sighing and horrible, horrible writing.
Posted 16 days ago |
4 comments
Sep 23rd
I don't exist anymore. What is up with that?
Posted 19 days ago |
5 comments
Sep 22nd
Lalala. I can't hear you. Talk to me anyway, though.
Posted 20 days ago |
1 comment
Sep 20th
Prior to last night, I'd never had Southern Comfort. I ended up feeling gravely uncomfortable, actually.
Posted 22 days ago |
17 comments
Sep 19th
I traded my boyfriend for a sparkler.
Posted 23 days ago |
6 comments
Sep 19th
Ada, don't stay in the lake too long, it lives alone and it barely knows you. It'll have a nervous breakdown and fall into a thousand pieces around you.
Posted 23 days ago |
1 comment
Sep 15th
I went to this shrine today, and um there were these monks and they were chanting and I didn't feel anything, you know? And, I don't know, I even tried ikebana, and John is using all these hair products and I just... I don't know who I married...
Posted 27 days ago |
6 comments
Sep 14th
I feel too squishy. I think I'm going to have to give up my silly exercise snobbery, and go to a Real Gym and slog away on a treadmill like everyone else.
Posted 28 days ago |
14 comments
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