Stop looking at my profile, assmonkey!

It's almost like a survey...and who doesn't love them when you're bored)?

location: occupation: current love: how do you feel about babies: if you could watch any tv show right now, what would it be?: favorite curse word: hos or bros?: do you give money to homeless people?: why should i ask you to the prom?: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO! Posted 275 days ago | 13 comments

dear friends and lovers in the northeast area,

Our very own Mizzchelle (aka hot stuff) is going to be leaving our grand country for two months. We are going to have a last hurrah brunch in her honor, in Philadelphia. If any of you would like to come, please let us know. We'll send you the info. Plus the brunch is guaranteed to be amazing..and I'm going to get her REAL DRUNK. Thanks for your time. <3 cat Posted 282 days ago | 2 comments