"Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK to get the Jack Ruby"
Mark Wahlberg talks to animals!
This Mark Wahlberg impression was the only thing that was funny on SNL, besides, of course, Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.
Spot on, spot on!
Posted 18 hours ago | 4 commentsfunny old video
Posted 3 days ago | 0 commentsmovie stars say don't-do-it... DO IT!
white lines running through my mind!
Posted 5 days ago | 6 comments
Its October 1st!
Time to put up the office Halloween decorations!
Inventory: Two Halloween themed candy dishes (empty for now), a Happy Halloween sign I bought a few years ago, two plush novelty pumpkins, one glowing witch sign and pumpkin window clings (we have no windows in this new office so I had to stick them on the fridge).
Its just that exciting around here!
Posted 5 days ago | 1 commentburn after reading, a movie review.
Burn after Reading is one big cluster fuck.
Fin.
WITH MANY APOLOGIES TO DR. AWKWARD, SPOILER ALERT!! BEEP BEEP!
Posted 7 days ago | 6 commentsits RAINING!!!!11 REAL RAIN! :D
Posted 7 days ago | 3 commentsHappy Native American Day!
Posted 10 days ago | 2 commentsDear booknutdc,
Congratulations! Humboldt State University is pleased to offer you admission for the spring 2009 semester as a resident of California. We take great pride in the high quality of students who choose Humboldt, and we want to commend you on your academic achievement.
:)
Posted 21 days ago | 11 commentsi was getting paranoid so i took out the other title
Posted 21 days ago | 46 commentsLetter from one 'Angry Woman.' I don't know who wrote it but she should have signed it. Some powerful words. This woman should run for president.
Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady.'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001?
Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ?
Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they?
And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was 'desecrated' when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?.. Well, I don't. I don't care at all.
I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11.
I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia
I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's head while Berg screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.
I'll care when the cowardly so-called 'insurgents' in Iraq come out and fight like men instead of disrespecting their own religion by hiding in mosques.
I'll care when the mindless zealots who blow themselves up in search of nirvana care about the innocent children within range of their suicide bombs.
I'll care when the American media stops pretending that their First Amendment liberties are somehow derived from international law instead of the United States Constitution's Bill of Rights.
In the meantime, when I hear a story about a brave marine roughing up an Iraqi terrorist to obtain information, know this: I don't care
When I see a fuzzy photo of a pile of naked Iraqi prisoners who have been humiliated in what amounts to a college-hazing incident, rest assured: I don't care.
When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the head when he is told not to move because he might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank: I don't care.
When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed 'special' food that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being 'mishandled,' you can absolutely believe in your heart of hearts: I don't care.
And oh, by the way, I've noticed that sometimes it's spelled 'Koran' and other times 'Quran.' Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and-you guessed it- I don't care !!
If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to all your E-mail friends. Sooner or later, it'll get to the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior!
If you don't agree, then by all means hit the delete button. Should you choose the latter, then please don't complain when more atrocities committed by radical Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:
'Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don't have that problem' -- Ronald Reagan
I have another quote that I would like to add AND.....I hope you forward all this.
'If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' Also by.. Ronald Reagan
One last thought for the day:
In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the Anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America , he said: 'A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in, and how many want out.'
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you: (1) Jesus Christ, (2) The American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM. AMEN!




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