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If I have an allergic reaction to the nectarine I just ate, I'm still going to see Bob Dylan tonight.

2008-08-12T01:39:25-07:00

Halloween costume ideas?

2008-07-31T08:47:56-07:00

Robots will take over the world...

2008-07-29T07:45:56-07:00

"THEY may be made of plastic but these robots are rapidly closing the gap between man and machine..."

Long life of Indonesia's penis growing grandma ends: reports

2008-07-10T01:22:24-07:00

For real?

Dad Uses Toddler As Shield Against Cop's Taser

2008-07-09T01:39:00-07:00

LAPORTE, Ind. (Post-Tribune) â€• With a Taser pointed at him, a LaPorte man barricaded inside his home grabbed his 2-year-old daughter early Tuesday and used her as a shield.

$2 Pocket Shots

2008-07-09T09:30:53-07:00

It's like sports gel for alcoholics: a generous pour of gin, rum, vodka, whiskey, or tequila in a rip-top, palm-sized plastic pouch that's simple to tote and conceal.

Sandusky County sheriff's cruiser hits cow

2008-07-08T07:29:58-07:00

Sheriff's cruiser hits cow while responding to a complaint of... cows on the road.

Beej, maybe try this?

2008-07-02T09:05:52-07:00

I mean, it seems like a win/win situation.

One More Reason for Hollywood to Support Obama (Video)

2008-07-01T10:57:36-07:00

Stephen Baldwin, a born-again Christian and brother of Alec, whose most recent "role" was an apprearance on Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, told Fox News' Laura Ingraham that he will leave the country if Barack Obama becomes the next president...

Only click here if you want to see something digusting. And kind of funny. But seriously gross.

2008-06-30T08:45:09-07:00

I'm not kidding. It's not pretty. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Barack has Sheryl Crow on his ipod???

2008-06-26T02:11:29-07:00

That'll cost him some votes.

Gallup Daily: Obama, McCain Tied at 45%

2008-06-25T02:15:01-07:00

This is the first time since Gallup's May 31-June 4 rolling average that Obama does not have at least a slim advantage over McCain.

Kanye West is an idiot.

2008-06-25T01:08:10-07:00

The Grammy winner walked onto the festival stage nearly two hours past his scheduled 2:45 a.m. performance time Sunday morning and was greated by bleary-eyed fans' chorus of boos and chants of "Kanye sucks."...Now Kanye West has reacted to the controversy with an angry blog posting.

My brother's wife wants a divorce. And she doesn't want to give him his car back.

2008-06-23T08:49:23-07:00

Tell me how to cook brussels sprouts. (I want an easy and yummy recipe.)

2008-06-20T06:54:22-07:00

I'm going to dinner with one of my good friend's good friends from back home. I have never really hung out with her and talked to her. What if she hates me?

2008-06-18T01:28:03-07:00

Would you rather have spoon fingers or fork fingers?

2008-06-17T07:28:46-07:00

I love life. Tra la la la la.

2008-06-10T08:03:16-07:00

I made me and Des drinks at work.

2008-06-05T01:51:28-07:00

If you are in or close to NYC:

2008-06-04T12:24:32-07:00