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Late night baking parties means I am way too hopped up on ten pounds of sugar. I should probably read The Merchant of Venice. Probably. Also, it's really hard to make cookies that look like 18th century French aristocrats. Really. Instead we made surrealist cookies.

2008-11-21T01:13:36-08:00

Why do I have to critique such things.

2008-11-20T01:46:27-08:00

I have a story in my hand right now that's....well basically a rich old McCain campaigner runs out of gas on the highway, and he's going to be late to his son's last baseball game. An Obama campaigner offers him a ride OOER, but then he makes a comment about how abortion is bad and she dumps him on the side of the road. His wife texts him and says "When u get home, we need 2 talk." Because she's pissed at him for always missing family engangements to go campaign for McCain.

HOW DATED CAN YOU BE?

I don't think we've talked about how much I love Robert Pattinson.

2008-11-19T10:36:54-08:00

And how I have done so for like...FOUR YEARS NOW, not just since this Twilight bs. In fact I only read Twilight upon finding out that he'd been cast. And then, damn him, I had to read all four, and now I've got to live with that eternal shame. But anyways. My point is, he kind of really, actually, for reals makes me swoon (especially when he looks cracked out of his mind) and I feel sort of retarded about that. Also, I should really be writing a paper right now and critiquing stories for my peers, but eh. I'm rambling about this instead.

What do you have to do in the next seven days? Cos I have too many things to do, and I'd rather procrastinate. The thing I'm most looking forward to is baking Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI cookies tomorrow. The thing I'm least looking forward to is writing a 15 page research paper.

2008-11-19T04:20:02-08:00

GUYSGUYSGUYS I just trimmed my own bangs, AND I don't look stupid.

2008-11-19T12:42:44-08:00

I keep these guys on my desk. They're like my mascots. What odd things do you keep on your desk?

2008-11-18T09:38:29-08:00

Oh but also, theres going to be a Rosie Live! Variety hour????? WTF NBC.

2008-11-17T06:33:26-08:00

Continuing from last week: It's unnerving even to me how much I luuuurve my darling Gabriel Sylar these days. I barely care about Heroes at all anymore. I think I'm only watching it for him. BUT ANYWAYS OMG what is this now Heroes, a compelling plot development? Finally.

2008-11-17T06:30:53-08:00

No exes for me either, but here's most of my room.

2008-11-16T10:50:18-08:00

I finally managed to motivate myself to take the long way home from school and go buy myself some Robitussin! Now I wont cough my way through QUANTUM OF SOLACE OMG.

2008-11-14T02:11:07-08:00

My cousin's daughter Katie. She loves photobooth, and I love her cos she's a tiny narcissist.

2008-11-13T02:33:42-08:00

Bizzy: Completely unnecessary.

2008-11-13T12:26:40-08:00

Question:

2008-11-12T10:37:41-08:00

Look what I just got on OKC. How ever can I help this poor man?

2008-11-11T08:16:49-08:00

Subject Bein an english major

Being an english major maybe you can help me with a little problem i've been having on this internet thing. Sarcasm does not fair well online. How can I be more sarcastic online without coming of as an ignorant jerk?

Ps, I don't like to use italics (if that matters at all)

My new favorite shirt. My computer's being stubborn and not letting me rotate it.

2008-11-11T07:43:38-08:00

"You think he's special?" Oh how I love when Gabriel Sylar is all creeposaurus. Did anybody watch Heroes today?

2008-11-10T06:59:22-08:00

OHMYGOD My friend gave me the Labyrinth soundtrack last night. I'm totally dance magic dancing right now.

2008-11-10T02:27:38-08:00

Girl Talk was absolutely amazing last night. Even when I lost my glasses and some North-Face'd bro kept grabbing me trying to get me to dance with him, it was still so incredible and euphoric and all that stuff and I want to do it again, cos it was srsly one of the greatest things ever.

2008-11-09T08:55:29-08:00

I rear-ended an HVAC truck tonight. I got a speeding ticket on Monday. PLUS a lot of other awful things this week. Sometimes my life is made of so much fail that I feel sick.

2008-11-06T04:31:21-08:00

Tell me. If you were heartbroken and hanging out alone in some divey bar (CLICHE) what drink would you get?

2008-11-06T12:22:13-08:00