Susan Sarandon likes owls.
Dish Network is a piece of shiiiiiiiiit.
NOT ONLY are the channels they provide for poor folk like me mostly infomercials and church channels, they also don't even provide LOCAL CHANNELS. AND AND AND I can't even afford this shit TV so I try to cancel it, and they tell me, WHEN I KNOW, I KNOW BECAUSE I MADE A POINT OF ASKING IF IT WOULD BE OKAY TO CANCEL WITHIN TWELVE MONTHS AND THEY SAID YES, that I will be charged fifteen dollars a month for TWO YEARS if I cancel it now. GODDAMNITFUCKSHITWHY. I don't like being an adult. Okay I just needed to complain. THE END. Posted 130 days ago | 4 commentsLADY GAGA IS PLAYING AT MY SCHOOL IN JANUARY. I am so excited and so baffled. Because my school is the uncoolest place in the universe and generally only gets bands like O.A.R. I mean, the coolest band they've ever tried to get here before was Wilco, and they had to cancel that show 'cause not enough people bought tickets. LADYGAGAOMG.
Posted 133 days ago | 5 commentsWTF am I supposed to think about this "Men Who Stare at Goats" movie?
Posted 134 days ago | 17 commentsI really miss my RAZR phone. What technology do you miss?
Posted 146 days ago | 8 commentsThe word 'dildo' has no place in poetry-y/y?
Posted 165 days ago | 2 commentsI just finished season one of Gossip Girl. WTF CHUCK BASS WTF.
Posted 191 days ago | 1 commentI papercut myself under a fingernail. WITH A MANILA FOLDER. This is pain.
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