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Jul 19th
Dear San Francisco: I will be in you approximately September 2nd-8th. Please arrange debauchery accordingly.
Posted 239 days ago |
1 comment
Jun 28th
Let's all meet up in San Francisco and hug.
Posted 259 days ago |
9 comments
May 31st
I joined a book club and sang karaoke at a sports bar last night, sober. Am I middle-aged now?
Posted 287 days ago |
6 comments
May 31st
Hi, The Internet. How's your Sunday?
Posted 287 days ago |
3 comments
May 16th
I applied for what might possibly be the greatest job in the entire world.
Posted 303 days ago |
8 comments
May 10th
Hey.
Posted 308 days ago |
8 comments
Mar 6th
I've been practicing yoga for a few months now. Pretty soon I should be able to do this.
Posted 373 days ago |
3 comments
Mar 1st
My ex bf is playing bisexual matchmaker with me and one of his oldest friends. She seems really awesome. Guess where she lives?
Posted 379 days ago |
7 comments
Feb 27th
I'm going to the AZ Renaissance Festival tomorrow. HUZZAH! Would you like a picture of something?
Posted 380 days ago |
7 comments
Feb 27th
I'm not sayin' anything or nuthin. But my temp agency has several job openings in Portland. Or something.
Posted 380 days ago |
11 comments
Feb 27th
Time for another game of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours".
Posted 380 days ago |
9 comments
Feb 19th
Help me redirect my career goals.
Posted 388 days ago |
14 comments
Feb 16th
My name is Champagne, and I am not a douche.
Posted 391 days ago |
23 comments
Feb 15th
Can I get a show of hands who loves mustaches?
Posted 392 days ago |
15 comments
Feb 14th
This is what I'll be doing tonight.
Posted 393 days ago |
1 comment
Feb 14th
FAIL
Posted 394 days ago |
2 comments
Feb 13th
BLOG: it's ok, I have no attention span either
Posted 394 days ago |
0 comments
Feb 13th
BLOG: don't worry, it's short
Posted 394 days ago |
2 comments
Feb 13th
12yo crush runner up #2
Posted 394 days ago |
0 comments
Feb 13th
12yo crush runner up #1
Posted 394 days ago |
0 comments
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