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Jul 25th
Acceptable staches.
Posted 2 hours ago |
7 comments
Jul 25th
Mustache mondays.
Posted 2 hours ago |
1 comment
Jul 25th
Well, I am now a legalized citizen of the state of Arkansas. Scaaaary.
Posted 3 hours ago |
13 comments
Jul 22nd
Man, I need a drink...
Posted 2 days ago |
8 comments
Jul 15th
So. Arkansas.
Posted 10 days ago |
30 comments
Jul 13th
Gooooooodbye Pennsylvania. Fuuuuuuuuuck You West Virginia!
Posted 12 days ago |
7 comments
Jul 12th
I'M LEAVING ON A JET PLANE, DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE BACK AGAIN!
Posted 12 days ago |
3 comments
Jul 10th
I locked my keys in my car. Then proceeded to unlock the door w/ my windshield wiper. Then locked the door w/ my keys inside again.
Posted 14 days ago |
3 comments
Jul 9th
So I want to learn how to install Solar Panels. Anyone wanna teach me? Or know how I can start the learning process.
Posted 16 days ago |
8 comments
Jul 9th
So, I'm 24 today
Posted 16 days ago |
9 comments
Jul 8th
I'm not as in shape as I used to be.
Posted 17 days ago |
7 comments
Jul 5th
So I'm playing Rock Band for the first time ever.
Posted 19 days ago |
12 comments
Jul 3rd
Needs more whiskey.
Posted 22 days ago |
6 comments
Jul 2nd
Fuck Pennsylvania... that is all.
Posted 22 days ago |
6 comments
Jun 30th
I left my phone in my friend's room last night and he's a mega late sleeper, but a light sleeper who gets really fucking mad if you wake him up. So I'm sitting in his house waiting for him to possibly wake up so I can get my shit and leave. No luck thus far.
Posted 25 days ago |
10 comments
Jun 29th
Wheeeeee!
Posted 25 days ago |
5 comments
Jun 27th
Psh! Wanna FIght?!
Posted 27 days ago |
7 comments
Jun 26th
Tell me where to live in the west.
Posted 29 days ago |
4 comments
Jun 24th
Psh. Y'all forgot about me.
Posted 30 days ago |
9 comments
Jun 22nd
3 weeks. Then bye bye Pennsylvania.
Posted 32 days ago |
0 comments
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