This ad for the Gillette Phenom razer weirds me out a little bit...

These sports figures are so powerful and confident, they can treat the planet Earth like a sports ball!

The Gillette Phenom's vibrating blades will shave your face so smooth, that you too will be able to treat the world like a toy!  The Gillette Phenom is so great, it could SHAVE THE WORLD!

The world is a booger that you can flick off of your finger!

Thanks for the lessons in setting priorities, Gillette!

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Beard Haiku

upon my chin, hair

now i am never alone

my beard loves me back

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