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Palin booed at Phillies hockey game.

2008-10-11T09:49:06-07:00

Dear Philadelphia, please thank your hockey fans for giving Governor Palin a warm welcome for me.

So, I just watched OJ Simpson lead out of the courtroom in cuffs. Where were you 13 years ago?

2008-10-03T11:04:46-07:00

Under my mattress?

2008-09-29T06:14:06-07:00

A few years ago I worked for a company that had an alright 401k type plan, but after I stopped working for the company I had to withdraw my money from the plan. My options were to take the cash payout, which I'd have to pay most to taxes, or put the cash in a investment of some sort somewhere else.

I dropped the money in a mutual fund, where it has sat for the past few years. As I look at the headlines today, I wonder if it would better to just liquidate the thing and shove what's left under my mattress.

In honor of the good man's passing, please proclaim your favorite Newman's own products here.

2008-09-27T11:17:59-07:00

"West Wing Wet Dream" for Obama fans

2008-09-21T02:34:55-07:00

Sorkin writes a dialouge between Bartlette and Barack.

I don't know why, but it's oddly liberating to have a job where if no one died or shat on you, it constitutes a good day.

2008-09-19T10:55:50-07:00

I sat through a lecture today titled "The Incompetent Cervix."

2008-09-15T06:19:03-07:00

Admit is here: Are you noisy during sex?

2008-09-12T08:28:05-07:00

Caption Contest! Ready GO!

2008-09-10T03:25:57-07:00

Dear Sarah Vowell, my girlfriend said it would be ok if I made out with you. Really, she did! ps - I really liked your op-end to the NY Times about McCain and Palin today!

2008-09-07T06:05:57-07:00

Who knew (besides Michelle) that "boggy uterus" is an actual medical term?

2008-09-03T09:39:14-07:00

I think the Republicans are screwed. Obama hit all his points and brought it home.

2008-08-28T08:11:07-07:00

Actual Nursing School Question:

2008-08-28T03:56:36-07:00

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A client tells the nurse that her husband has gained 40 pounds over the past year due to the stress of his job. She complains, “Since we have been trying to conceive for the past 6 months, it seems as if he has gotten bigger!” An appropriate response by the nurse would be:

(1point)

	“Your husband should lose some weight before he gets sick.”

	“He has to work to pay these fertility bills.”

	“If your husband is obese, his size may prevent him from adequate penetration.”

	“Why is he under so much stress?”

State Department travel warning that applies to an area less than a 1/4 mile from my college, emailed to every student!

2008-08-25T10:00:55-07:00

Violent criminal activity fueled by a war between criminal organizations struggling for control of the lucrative narcotics trade continues along the U.S.-Mexico border. Attacks are aimed primarily at members of drug trafficking organizations, Mexican police forces, criminal justice officials, and journalists. However, foreign visitors and residents, including Americans, have been among the victims of homicides and kidnappings in the border region. In its effort to combat violence, the government of Mexico has deployed military troops in various parts of the country. U.S. citizens are urged to cooperate with official checkpoints when traveling on Mexican highways.

Recent Mexican army and police force conflicts with heavily-armed narcotics cartels have escalated to levels equivalent to military small-unit combat and have included use of machine guns and fragmentation grenades. Confrontations have taken place in numerous towns and cities in northern Mexico, including Tijuana in the Mexican state of Baja California, and Chihuahua City and Ciudad Juárez in the state of Chihuahua. The situation in northern Mexico remains very fluid; the location and timing of future armed engagements there cannot be predicted.

Armed robberies and carjackings, apparently unconnected to the narcotics-related violence, have increased in Tijuana and Ciudad Juárez. Dozens of U.S. citizens were kidnapped and/or murdered in Tijuana in 2007. Public shootouts have occurred during daylight hours near shopping areas.

Criminals are armed with a wide array of sophisticated weapons. In some cases, assailants have worn full or partial police or military uniforms and have used vehicles that resemble police vehicles.

U.S. citizens are urged to be especially alert to safety and security concerns when visiting the border region. While Mexican citizens overwhelmingly are the victims of these crimes, this uncertain security situation poses risks for U.S. citizens as well. Thousands of U.S. citizens cross the border safely each day, exercising common-sense precautions such as visiting only legitimate business and tourist areas of border towns during daylight hours. It is strongly recommended that travelers avoid areas where prostitution and drug dealing occur.

Criminals have followed and harassed U.S. citizens traveling in their vehicles, particularly in border areas including Nuevo Laredo, Matamoros, and Tijuana. There is no evidence, however, that U.S. citizens are targeted because of their nationality.

U.S. citizen victims of crime in Mexico are urged to contact the consular section of the nearest U.S. consulate or Embassy for advice and assistance.

Inspired by Johnny*Johnny: There needs to be a porn-star move called THE CHINESE FIRE DRILL...what would it involve?

2008-08-21T03:31:53-07:00

So what are things that it seems like everyone else has done but you?

2008-08-20T02:10:12-07:00

Ride The Cadillac

2008-08-11T03:02:56-07:00

My hospital has a special stretcher for carrying dead people down to the morgue. It has a top that fits over the regular stretcher and hides the body with this drape thingy, so it just kinda looks like an empty extra-tall cart thing.

It is affectionately known by the staff as The Cadillac.

Swedish Furniture Name Generator

2008-08-05T03:42:52-07:00

Enter your name and find out what you are. Then share your name, please!

FYI, if you ever find yourself working a night shift at the El Paso county hospital, it turns out you can access GTI on thier internet system.

2008-08-03T08:29:43-07:00

So get this...

2008-07-25T09:44:41-07:00

My brother just called me from San Diego Comic Con. He and his friends ran into Joss Wheedon coming out of a TGI-Friday's, who very graciously agreed to pose for a picture with them. While trying to figure out who would hold the camera, a voice said, "I can take that."

It was NATHAN FUCKING FILLION.