JD's Extensive Retardation...

My Top Ten for 2008 - albums at least.

1. Kings of Leon - Only by the Night 2. Airborne Toxic Event - Self-Titled 3. Jack's Mannequin - Glass Passenger 4. Jenny Lewis - Acid Tongue 5. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend 6. The Killers - Day and Age 7. The Raconteurs - Consolers of the Lonely 8. T.I. - Paper Trail  9. 3 Doors Down - 3 Doors Down 10. Alkaline Trio - Agony & Irony Posted 3 days ago | 2 comments

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The Informers trailer ..

This is the trailer for The Informers directed by Gregor Jordan based on the novel "The Informers" by Bret Easton Ellis. I read the book multiple times, maybe it's time to pick it up and read it again.  Posted 25 days ago | 1 comment

Things that happened today on the way to work...

I have returned from my much needed hiatus from this internet soap opera. I needed to stop talking to people, because so much shit has happened in the last couple of weeks that I couldn't be funny (not that I always am) or try and be funny or write, for the enjoyment of myself or others. BUT...   Things that happened today on the way to Work;   First of all, I am fucking beyond hung over and working. I shouldn't be working, but my boss fired the girl I work with, so I have too. Ultimately it doesn't bother me, but I could've used 3 or 12 more hours of sleep today. This mornings drive to work was especially fucked up and weird. Firstly: 1. There was no old people on the road. Only a blonde hottie with a face like an angel and (I'm guessing) breasts that are like cantaloupes from heaven. She was driving faster than I was and that leads into part two of the drive to work; 2. A fucking black SUV that had to have been a Statey or at least a Cop, comes barrelling down the road, lights flashing - so I'm definitely thinking the worst. This girl in front of me slows down and I slow down and figure I'm getting pulled over for speeding, and pull off to the right. And he speeds past me doing about 90 mph, and I sit there in awe for a moment. Then pull back onto the road and start driving. Now, the funniest thing about this episode was that I wasn't like nervous. When I was first starting out driving, my heart dropped into my stomach and I was nervous, but this time around was the three C's: Calm, Cool, and Collected. This didn't lead to part three, but still, it's kind of hilarious. 3. I'm sitting at a light, waiting with my windows open in 23 degree weather (I happen to prefer the cold, plus if you're freezing your ass off, it takes your mind off the hangover), and I look in my rear view mirror and see a guy, in a read Madza (or something like it) dressed as Santa Claus. I kind of just stare for a minute wondering what the fuck was going on, but I didn't get out of the car and hit him, I just continued driving.   Posted 34 days ago | 6 comments

Barack Obama: Our 44th President.

I'm going to say something, comment if you want, but don't feel obligated to. I'm sure other people are saying similar things.

First of all fuck you to you ass-hats who spray painted a swastika on the "Obama/Biden" sign in front of a Knights of Columbus and spray painted "Commies" on the side of the building. Fuck them, because rural Pennsylvanians are retarded and creepy and ignorant. People wonder why my hatred runs so deep with this state, and it's because of the ignorant shit that flows from the inbred asshole mouths of the population in rural Pennsylvania.

But you know what, Pittsburgh and Philly, you guys rock. You guys went out and voted and you got it done. Erie, you got it done too.

But fuck the hateful people who stood by and made their bogus accusations about Barack Obama being a terrorist and setting us up; and not an accusation, but what does it matter that he's a black man? Yeah, he's black, so what? It's time for a change, and that change is coming. I would say, and hope, that someday people won't see color and race and just see a person standing in front of them. I know this is asking for a lot, but some day I hope this is something that will come through.

Also, Fuck the people who said they were choosing the lesser of two evils.

but enough about fucking idiots...

Barack Obama won the presidency tonight, and for once in my life, something historically good has come out of America in my life time. The first African American President. It's something, with our country the way it is, I never thought I'd see, but a lot of the country California, New York, Florida, Pennsylvania, Maryland...they pulled through. Thank God for that. For once, I sincerely mean, God Bless America.

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Denis Leary's comments on Autism...

"There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks ... to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons."

I have to agree. I honestly...have to agree with this. 

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