Once I got a staph infection on my arm and I thought I was growing a third nipple. C'mon, I was 9.
New annoyingness scale: Vonage vs. Magic Jack?
Posted 42 days ago | 1 commentThis is exactly how I feel today.
Posted 43 days ago | 0 commentsLess annoying: Erin E-Surance or Flo from Progressive Insurance?
Posted 45 days ago | 17 commentsWhen do we get our Absolut Los Angeles?
Posted 48 days ago | 26 commentsIs there a certain band or movie you like just to pacify your friends?
Posted 48 days ago | 8 comments
Second time in two months, I pissed off an old bag at the Salvation Army.
Posted 49 days ago | 25 comments
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