Once I got a staph infection on my arm and I thought I was growing a third nipple. C'mon, I was 9.
New annoyingness scale: Vonage vs. Magic Jack?
Posted 1638 days ago | 1 commentThis is exactly how I feel today.
Posted 1640 days ago | 0 commentsLess annoying: Erin E-Surance or Flo from Progressive Insurance?
Posted 1641 days ago | 17 commentsWhen do we get our Absolut Los Angeles?
Posted 1645 days ago | 26 commentsIs there a certain band or movie you like just to pacify your friends?
Posted 1645 days ago | 8 commentsMy new BFF from the Salvation Army...like Justin Said, a Valentine from Jodorowsky.
Posted 1645 days ago | 5 comments
Second time in two months, I pissed off an old bag at the Salvation Army.
Posted 1645 days ago | 25 comments
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