My New Year's resolution is 640x480
ESPN's latest feature will depress the shit out of you.
See how quickly professional athletes can earn your annual income. Posted 11 hours ago | 1 commentAnother New Year, another night spent at the hospital.
Posted 6 days ago | 7 commentsFavorite internet video of '08
The Diesel XXX Party. Posted 6 days ago | 1 comment
Should I bring this look back for '09? / Post high school pictures if you want
Posted 21 days ago | 8 comments
I'm your favorite doctor goddammit.
Posted 23 days ago | 4 commentsI think I have to fire somebody. It weighs heavily on my mind.
Posted 23 days ago | 10 commentsWould I be lame if I sent my long lost cousin a message on Facebook?
Posted 37 days ago | 9 commentsDEAR DOUCHEBAGS,
Posted 37 days ago | 5 commentsFrench Friday.
Posted 47 days ago | 3 commentsI've gotten two text messages from old friends from my old life that I don't really talk to anymore, both of which were basically, "Hey, how are you?/You okay?" I messaged them back to find out what they were talking about, but have so far not received word back. I'm guessing someone we used to know is dead or something. Speculate as to what bad news I have yet to hear.
Posted 47 days ago | 12 commentsMy car won't start.
Posted 54 days ago | 34 commentsI just got hired to direct a movie.
Posted 57 days ago | 18 commentsI am in the middle of the most boring class I've ever been in.
Posted 62 days ago | 15 comments
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Age: 24
Sex: Tom Selleck
Location: Los Angeles, California
Sex: Tom Selleck
Location: Los Angeles, California
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