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I always mistype "core" as "corey".
Posted 16 minutes ago | 2 commentsEddie Izzard is funnier than you.
Posted 1 day ago | 4 commentsFavorite brand(s) of cigarettes:
Posted 2 days ago | 18 commentsI shit you not, this just happened:
* I take a shower and leave the bathroom door open.
* I get out of the shower.
* The smoke detector outside the bathroom door starts going off.
* I run upstairs to see what's going on.
* The smoke detector turns off.
* I slowly step back downstairs, somewhat confused.
* The smoke detector turns back on.
* I step back upstairs and it turns off again.
* I laugh heartily.
Posted 3 days ago | 11 commentsWays to reanimate Heath Ledger's corpse for the next Batman movie:
Posted 5 days ago | 17 commentsI need new friends.
Posted 6 days ago | 17 commentsSO GAMBIT IS JOHNNY? Y/N?
Posted 8 days ago | 12 comments
One of my terribly brilliant ideas: Cock Sauce.
Posted 10 days ago | 20 commentsIs this tattoo idea a bit cliche?
A "lens" of sorts over my heart that reveals it, as well as things on the way there, in an anitomically correct fashion. The lens would be framed by an ouroboros.
Posted 10 days ago | 30 commentsSo the only tolerable coworker I had was "let go" today.
Posted 10 days ago | 4 comments
YOUR FACE IS OLD MEME!
Posted 10 days ago | 1 comment
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