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      <title>Consumatrix&apos;s Posts on Go, Team Internet!</title>
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         <title>I want to say thanks to you guys...</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/33235</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-10-10T12:48:51-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>So you know I&apos;m not squandering your money, here&apos;s a list of my expenses:</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/32780</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-10-06T10:45:44-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>So on a serious note...</title>
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         <description>&lt;p&gt;I&apos;ve been high and dry for about two and a half months now, and it is all thanks to the kindness of a few of you guys that I&apos;ve been able to just scrape by on the financial front.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just as an update, yes I am still sick -- I&apos;m starting to think that it&apos;s all stress and it&apos;s all in my head, so maybe I just need a whopping dose of Valium to get me through, har har.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But I wanted to say -- to the people that have sent me cash and helped me out, thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you -- I hope you know even a fraction of how grateful I actually am. It might just be money, but it&apos;s really &lt;em&gt;really&lt;/em&gt; helping me out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because some really really really kind person just sent me $200 (and another about $20!) I&apos;m now only $156.47 away from making my bank account level. I&apos;m going to contact them today and see if I can get some overdraft fees reversed -- I doubt it will work, but I have to try. (And for those of you who don&apos;t know -- I had written myself a credit card check so I could get some cash to pay a medical bill. The credit card check was expired, noted by a letter code on the check, that the teller didn&apos;t verify before cashing the check -- and ten days later they deducted the cash from my account and sent me a notice saying that the check was rejected and bad. Stupid goddamn teller should&apos;ve checked the expiration date and not have even cashed it. h8 wamu so much. Never ever bank there.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know I&apos;m rattling on, but thanks guys. It&apos;s good to know there&apos;s good people left in the world. Once this has all blown over (I&apos;m set to go back to the doctor tomorrow night, back to work --hopefully-- on the 26th) I&apos;ll definitely be sending out some cookies.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-10-06T10:39:54-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>THIS IS MY DOG! ITT YOU TELL ME HOW CUTE SHE IS.</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/32554</link>
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         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-10-04T05:27:31-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>ITT YOU LEARN WHY I HAVEN&apos;T BEEN AROUND FOR AN UPDATE!</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/27576</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-08-25T10:38:28-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>I START REHAB AT 3 PM AUGUST 11TH. SEE YOU GUYS LATER!</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/24641</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-08-01T02:18:11-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>ITT I POUT.</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/19990</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-06-28T11:04:25-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>SO TO SAVE MONEY I JUST SIGNED MYSELF UP FOR FREE SAMPLES OF SHAMPOO, LAUNDRY DETERGENT, DEODORANT, AND CAT FOOD. </title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/18604</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-06-19T10:54:18-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>I AM GETTING MYSELF A THIRD JOB JUST TO PAY FOR GAS.</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/17827</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-06-14T11:16:54-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>I JUST POSTED ADS AND PUT MY HORSE UP FOR LEASE. :(</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/14815</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-21T01:02:12-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>SO I DID MY BUDGET AND FIGURED OUT THAT I&apos;M $269 IN THE NEGATIVE EVERY MONTH. HOORAY!</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/14721</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-20T07:33:08-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND&apos;S CAT FATTY. I AM TEACHING HIM HOW TO PLAY FETCH.</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/14370</link>
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         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-17T10:37:09-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>I THINK YOU GUYS HATE ME. OH AND MY AUNT HAS CANCER. AND IT SEEMS TO RUN IN MY FAMILY. WHOOP@!</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/14313</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-16T01:26:06-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>I AM  HAVING THE WORST WEEK EVER. ITT KISS MY ASS SO I FEEL BETTER AND I WILL BERATE YOU FOR DOING IT.</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/14079</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-14T05:43:25-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>OH AND MY BOYFRIEND IS COOKING ME A STEAK FOR DINNER. NYAH.</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/13780</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-12T05:51:44-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>POST YOUR SUNGLASSES. 123 GO.</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/13633</link>
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         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-11T12:09:35-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>I AM HAULING MY BOYFRIEND TO THE DENTIST TODAY FOR AN EMERGENCY APPOINTMENT. SHARE YOU DENTAL HORROR STORIES HERE SO I CAN THOROUGHLY SCARE HIM BEFOREHAND.</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/13428</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-09T10:55:05-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>HOW DO YOU  MANAGE TO NOT KILL YOUR COWORKERS ON A DAILY BASIS?</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/13220</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
         <guid>http://goteaminternet.com/show/13220</guid>
         <pubDate>2008-05-07T08:49:56-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>I CAN NOW USE THE THREE FINGERS ON MY LEFT HAND THAT WEREN&apos;T WORKING, ALTHOUGH IT STILL HURTS! UPDATE ME ON YOUR LIFE ITT!</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/12877</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-05T04:46:31-07:00</pubDate>
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         <title>THE DRAWBACK TO TAKING PAINKILLERS RECREATIONALLY IS THAT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY NEED THEM FOR REAL REASONS, THEY DON&apos;T WORK WORTH SHIT.</title>
         <link>http://goteaminternet.com/show/12693</link>
         <author>Consumatrix&lt;support@xoxco.com&gt;</author>
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         <pubDate>2008-05-04T12:13:05-07:00</pubDate>
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