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I'm just going to stay angry. I find that relaxes me.
So, I go and get a job(FINALLY) back in wonderful PA which means my horrible 3 months of life in upstate NY is over and then I see the internet exploded. I'm always busy at the wrong time.
Posted 105 days ago |
Breaking Bad makes me want to be a drug dealer even with all the horrible shit that happens because of Walt's drug peddling. I think this means the people who raised me failed...
Posted 131 days ago |
I'm going on a date today with someone from the interwebs that I have only been talking to for a few days. If he decides to wear my skin as a suit, you all are lovely hilarious people. OH, and there is money on top of the fridge for pizza and cookie dough pucks in the freezer. Just take them out, put them on a pan, and bake them at 345 for 14 minutes. Remember to rotate the pans halfway through!
Posted 140 days ago |
Who wants to drink with me and talk about the good ol' days?
Posted 145 days ago |
Do you ever worry that one day you'll wake up and suddenly realize you've turned into one of your parents?
Posted 154 days ago |
I wish I could spend $2,000 on a bike, but then I think... "Why the hell would I spend $2,000 on a bike!?"
Posted 176 days ago |
I have no friends in NY to see movies or eat good food with. Moving in with the sister who just had a baby was a baaaaaaad decision socially. Her and her boyfriend all are like, "We have to be parents, we're tired, our house is under construction." So selfish.
Posted 192 days ago |
I can't wait to stuff my face full of mexican food for thanksgiving. Oh, also, I'm moving next Thursday. FINALLY.
Posted 205 days ago |
I just found out that a girl I went to elementary school with is the boss of one of my sister's boyfriend. He informed her in passing he was dating on of us and her gut reaction was, "UGH I hated that bitch." She assumed he was with me, not one of the FOUR other choices in my family. She then decided to treat him like shit all because of a sort of friendship she had when we were 12? Some girls are waaaaay too dramatic.
Posted 206 days ago |
Gonna open a can of whoop ass.
Posted 218 days ago |
I had my first elementary/high school acquaintance friend request me on facebook. I stopped going to h.s sophomore year then finally dropped out junior year so I haven't talked to anyone from school since freshman year basically. It's weird. Seeing people all non pre pubescent and STILL living in our home town makes me feel less like a loser. Is this a normal response/feeling?
Posted 237 days ago |
"Would you ever consider a guy who does all the chores, buys you things and knows he has a small package so doesn't mind if you get with real men?"
Posted 240 days ago |
I think I should start posting the weird/INSANELY FORWARD messages I get from dudes on OKcupid. It's pretty insane sometimes....
Posted 267 days ago |
I really don't get why people can't just let themselves be happy and not make things complicated. I am pretty easy going, yet dudes fuck the awesome situation up! Whhhhhhy??? I've never needed a rebound distraction more than right now and I wont find it because I can't do that. LIFE. LIIIIIIFFFE, wait. Hm. I think I'm going to have me some cereal!
Posted 272 days ago |
I was reminded by my oldest sister this past weekend that many years ago I had convinced my very religious mother that "pimp juice" was a brand of cologne. I did this so I could say it without getting yelled at because "it was a real thing" and not something disgusting/inappropriate I or others made up. One of the many confusing rules my mother created and I rightfully took advantage of. Share your stories of adolescents!
Posted 283 days ago |
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