Does anyone thing this whole popular culture vampire thing is weird?
Posted 3 days ago | 7 commentsI am the BANJO POLICE.
Posted 3 days ago | 1 commentINTERNET BLIND DATE No. 3 OF 2008: GO!
Posted 5 days ago | 9 commentsSo, what's going on?
Posted 18 days ago | 2 commentsI think I might be depressed again.
Posted 25 days ago | 5 commentsToday, I walked somewhere between five and six miles. Beginning of a new era of physical fitness, or ill-advised fluke? Only time will tell. Well, time, and my right knee, which was already starting to lock up a bit near the end of my walk. Waking up tomorrow should be... interesting.
Posted 53 days ago | 1 comment
This man = RAMPANT TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS.
In my day job as a copywriter, I list a lot of orchestral concerts. Sometimes, this guy conducts them; I don't think I've ever succeeded in not reflexively misspelling his name the first time around.
Posted 75 days ago | 0 commentsTODAY: Branwell wakes up at 4 AM, after escorting a friend to the hospital (she's okay) and going to sleep at 6:00 yesterday afternoon. Branwell drinks at work. Branwell tries to make sense of a Slayer album, with little success. Branwell shaves off his beard. Branwell is reading about baseball.
Posted 83 days ago | 2 commentsMy wardrobe for the video shoot I appeared in in today: black pants, white sleeveless T-shirt, black suspenders, exceedingly narrow tie made of some kind of shiny blue material. I was around one hat short of looking like a supporting character from "Humphrey Bogart: the Musical".
Posted 86 days ago | 4 commentsThe bird is a notably destructive animal.
Posted 87 days ago | 3 commentsI try not to romanticize performing drunk. I know it is a bad plan. In this case, it happened honestly; I was at the show to watch, and was already four drinks into the evening when the host asked me to go up. But the last thing I need is to think I should not be sober on stage -- evidence suggests I really should. That much having been said, last night did go pretty well.
Posted 87 days ago | 1 commentSo I had an idea for a joke that centered on an awesome fake Charles Dickens character name I thought of. I wrote the idea down, but I didn't write down the name. Now I've forgotten the name, and I can't think of one. Apparently, fake Charles Dickens names are the kind of thing you only find when you're not looking for them.
Posted 88 days ago | 4 comments
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